Although Jordan Knight made my five-year-old heart flutter, I can't muster up the (lack of) humility to dish out $10 to see his washed up self on Friday in Toledo. DON'T FRET! You are still welcome to join Gabrielle and myself as we paint the town red (more like shop?, go out to eat?, and/or go see Mona Lisa Smile?) on Friday, with said activities to commence at approximately 5 PM.
Saturday: Brendan Benson @ The Stick, I'll be there with bells on; who wants to dance with me, and maybe pour a little out for our dead homeys?