SO LISTEN, START POSTING.
Post stories about bros before hoes, quotes, song lyrics, what the fuck ever.
Try this on for size:
I'M HAVING A DINNER PARTY ON VALENTINE'S DAY
Single or taken, everyone is invited. I would turn it into a female-only event to celebrate our womanhood (or something) if I thought people would be down with ditching their boyfriends. I personally wouldn't be down with ditching Edward, but luckily for him, he'll be competing in Wisconsin at a national quiz bowl tournament or something. DOES THIS MAKE ME A HOE?
I WANT TO BE YOUR BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!